Can you believe we're still going? I still can't get over the turnout. Here is another hopeful candidate in our search for fresh new front page talent here on Canal Street Chronicles, to make the best Saints blog on the net even better.
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Behind Enemy Lines: Rewind DAT.... I'm not done yet!
I know that we are supposed to be moving on from the Saints heartbreaking loss to the San Francisco 49ers, but damn it I'm not done yet! You see I'm like all of you other Saints fans out there; ridiculously conspicuous with my gear, yelling "WHO DAT!" arbitrarily in random establishments, and let's not even talk about my 2007 "Saints Black" Tahoe with license plates that read: NAWL1NS on the rear of the truck, and SAINTS on the front.
But there is one difference between you and me, my fellow Saints-FANATIC: I am behind enemy lines. Surrounded by our arch nemesis, yeah you know who I'm talking about...I know your blood boils just as much as mine when their team cycles through on one of those NFL Play 60 commercials. The music starts: "Watch who's comin' at you why? Who's got the power? Watch who's comin' at you if you might allow her..". It's all good for a second, then you see that face you recognize, Matty-Ice (As he is anointed by his delusional cult following). When I see it, it takes every bit of inner "woosah" channeling to not run to the garage, grab a gold can of spray paint, and better my neighbors' homes with giant fleur-de-lis' on their front doors. Half a block should make me feel better, right? I mean that is at least 10-12 newly Saints style decorated homes in a matter of minutes.
But let's cut to the chase. I'm not done yet! I'M NOT OVER THE LOSS to the 49ers. But I do feel a smidge better. You know why? Because they loss to NY the same way they beat us, turnovers. And to make it even sweeter they were kicking game turnovers. Mr. Karma's a B here saying, I love you Kyle Williams - you are my hero. I mean c'mon man, no Roby fumble and no Sproles fumble equals we are all trying to figure out what outfit we are wearing to Lucas Oil Field. I was all ready to step out in my gold sneaks, khaki shorts, and top it off with a custom Lil' Doogie black n' gold t-shirt that would read "Say Bruh, We Real Huh?!"
Seriously though, did I miss something in the local media? Nobody else is talking about this? I mean are we all just sitting lotus style healing, while our last and most important game is to be played in a little over a week without us? Well I don't know about you, but Giants vs. Patriots? Been there, done that. I'm not hating on them. Actually I'm glad Eli and Brandon, the natives, may get fitted with the coveted hardware. But this was our year! We broke every record, peaked at the right time, and had our eye on the prize. Now I have to spend the next seven months listening to the national media talk about how Tom "Terrific" (gag) or Eli (ehh) have more Super Bowl rings then Brees...
"Watch who's comin' at you why? Who's got the power? Watch who's comin' at you if you might allow her...".
...I'm out, I got house calls to make. Fluer-de-lis' are in high demand here apparently!
I'M NOT OVER IT..... You'll be hearing more from me behind the lines....