Super Bowl XLVI: Game Predictions

1) Manning has the better overall QB rating over Brady.
2) Brady sacked three times
3) Patriots Defense returns to its crapulent ways and allows over 525 total yards on it.

Bonus: We see at least one image of the Manning face, and the displeased Brady face.

Bonus 2: Giselle’s request for prayers for Brady and the Pat’s falls short. Armageddon ensues. Fornication runs rampant as the end of the world approaches.

The disrespected unit once more proves to be the difference-maker…in this case, the Patriots’ defense.

1. The Patriots have more sacks than the Giants.

2. Julian Edelman has an interception.

3. The Saints would have beaten either team by 2 scores.

1. Gronk plays the entire game.
2. Fostered by Wilfork, the Patriots control the line of scrimmage and hold the Giants to under 100 total rushing yards.
3. There will be at least one controversial moment surrounding either the national anthem…or the Madonna half-time show.

1. Eli Manning throws for over 350 yards and has 3 TDs
2. Brady has a pick in the second half in field goal range
3. Brady is sacked at least 5 times

1. This will me the most boring superbowl of all time
2.I am leaving for Bahrain this afternoon and I wont have to complain about not being able to watch this game due to the fact it will suck.
3.Even Madonnas 53 yr pld nip**** flashed at half time will be more interseting then this game

Bonus-I’m not bitter the Saints lost in the playoffs

1) Giants get at least 4 sacks
2) Giants run for over 125 yards
3) Giants are successful on at least 1 4th down conversion while Pats have no successful 4th down conversions

1. Drew Brees throws for 400 + yards 2.Sproles returns a kick off to the house 3 Jimmy graham has 100+ yards recieving

1 Brady throws for 3 touchdowns
2 Ahmad Bradshaw and Brandon Jacobs combine for <150 yards
3 Giants don’t score in the first quarter.

1) Brady passes for over 400 yards
2) Eli has 2+int
3) Ocho scores a TD

1. Giants get at least 4 sacks
2. Tom Brady throws at least 2 INTs
3. Eli Manning wins his second SBMVP

1. 4 different Giants score a touchdown
2. Giants defense gets a safety
3. Brady gets sacked 4+ times

1. Eli throw more picks than Brady
2. Pats out rush the Giants
3. The Gronk either doesn’t play, or doesn’t finish the game if he does play.

1.) Manning throws more INT’s than Brady
2.) Pats have more rushing yards than Giants
3.) Longest TD is more than 40 yards

Bonus: Jerod Mayo named Superbowl MVP

…so I guess the Patriots win this one.

1. Hakeem Nicks has at least 150 yards receiving
2. Aaron Hernandez has over 100 yards receiving
3. Much to the annoyance of the people in the room with me, I say one of the following at least 35 times:

• “Saints would’ve crushed either one of these teams”
• “(insert Saints player’s name here) would have made that play”
• “Well at least we didn’t have to see Jenkins and Harper try to cover (insert name of Pats TE here)”

1) Tom Terrific unable to get Pats into FG range at the end of 4th Q.
2) Commercials this year are just ok, with no breakout “instant classic(s)” among them.
3) Neither team gains more than 100 yards rushing.

Brady is sacked at least 5 times.
Victor Cruz clears 200 receiving yards.
Hakeem Nicks clears 100 receiving yards.

And no, I don’t hate the Pats that much, I honestly believe they’re going to take a whipping. Matt Light is sick and hurt (when the Pats coaching staff calls an injury “minor” do we really believe them?). The Giants have guys at DE that would be at the top of other teams’ depth charts rotating in off their bench. The Patriots are one dimensional on offense while the Giants are balanced. The Pats have no real deep threat to stretch the field in their passing game. All their big plays come after the catch these days, and I wouldn’t count on the Giants consistently missing tackles. The Pats most dynamic weapon has a high ankle sprain. The Patriots defense really is that sorry. It’s Wilfork, Mayo, and then basically a practice squad in the secondary. The Giants made it to the Super Bowl playing the toughest schedule in the NFL. Eli Manning has been the better QB in the playoffs (I’m obviously glossing over the Broncos debacle: it shouldn’t count for anything). If the Pats can manage to generate some turnovers somehow, they may hang in it for awhile. If not, the Giants win this running away.

1.1st H total points 22 or under.
2.Victor Cruuuuuz scores.
3.Giants have more rushing yds. than NE.

1. Ben-Jarvus-Green-Ellis has at least one fumble.
2. Jason Pierre-Paul scores.
3. The very last point scored is a Giants PAT.