It's true. This morning, he lined up 100 babies he kidnapped from unsuspectingcitizens of New Orleans, and smashed their heads with a cleaver. He laughed the whole time while he was doing this. Afterwards, he gathered their blood into a large bucket and poured it into his bathtub. Then, he got in the tub and began to set 100 dollar bills on fire, while writing about his immense hatred for everyone in New Orleans, especially fans of the New Orleans Saints
. Then, he walked out of his house, right after setting his wife and kids on fire. He then walked into town, going into small businesses and strasngling the owners. He then walked into a pet store and punched all the adorable kittens. After that, he began launching missles at people's houses. And now he's currently creating an army of zombies to cause the downfall of mankind.
All because he thought he deserved a good contract. THE NERVE OF HIM!
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