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As of April Fool's Day, Where's Payton?

Sean Payton is suspended from the New Orleans Saints for one year, right? What exactly does this mean? No access to the facilities? No access to the staff or players? No texting -- not even to Jeremy Shockey?

Seriously. In our tech savvy day and age, how does the suspension of our head coach play out? Perhaps the NFL is having Sean Payton sized up for an ankle visor monitor that will alert the authorities if he gets too close to Airline Drive.

I think, if there's a way to work around the visor monitor, I have a possible way for us to sneak Sean Payton into the Superdome throughout next season. Now, I know many of you have already started pricing mullets on e-bay in the hopes of attending at least one game as a Bounty Hunter, but I say, "Save your mullet money!" Spend it instead on the following items:

  1. A Saints visor
  2. A headset
  3. A clipboard -- or an Applebee's menu
Mix those together, add a smirk, and what do you get?

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via gallery.fotoglif.com


If we fill the dome with hundreds -- or thousands -- of Sean Paytons, we could easily sneak our beloved, albeit fallen, playcaller in to help Carmichael out, just in case he needs a hand. If there's funding, we should devise a way to mass produce the "Where's Payton?" look and hand it out -- instead of foamy fingers -- as fans enter the dome. We could think of it as our collective foamy finger -- to the NFL.

This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

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