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For Those Of You Still Having Trouble With The Math - Drew Brees has the last bottle of merlot on...

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For Those Of You Still Having Trouble With The Math - Drew Brees has the last bottle of merlot on the planet. Mickey Loomis really likes merlot and wants that bottle. Mickey: "Drew, I'll give you $xx for that bottle of merlot." Drew: "Jeeez, Mickey, it's the only one left. The one-and-only, if you will." Mickey: "Ok, then. I'll give you $xxx." Drew: "Mickey, you don't understand. This is a VERY special bottle. You can't get it anywhere else. There's only ONE!" Mickey: "Well, how much do you want for it." Drew: "$xxx,xxx,xxx." Mickey: "What? That's impossible. No merlot is worth that much." Drew: "Mickey, look. The bottle is black and the label is gold." Mickey: "Awwwwww, that's nice. Ok, $x,xxx." Drew: "Mickey, you're making this harder than it should be. This brand has won awards. It's set merlot records, for Christ's sake." Mickey: "$xx,xxx." Drew: "You know, if I let it age one more year it will be worth even more." Mickey: "Damn, Drew, you know I can't wait another whole year for my favorite wine!" Drew: "Well, you know how to get it, don't you." Mickey: "Ok, $xxx,xxx. That's my final offer." Drew: "No it isn't." Mickey: "$x,xxx,xxx." Drew: "You know, Mickey, the name merlot is thought to derive from the Old French word for a young blackbird. Mickey, you know who the blackbirds are, don't you?" Mickey: "Jesus H Christ! $xx,xxx,xxx." Drew: "Well, you're close. Maybe this will convince you. The last grape that was thrown into the barrel had a vagina. That's why you get that little "hissing" sound when you open it." Mickey: "Ok, ok, ok, ok, damit! $100,000,000 and that's the last offer you'll get." Drew: "Fantastic. See, it wasn't that hard after all." Mickey: "Give me the bottle before I change my mind." Drew: "Sure. But let me open it first so we can toast." Mickey: "Tom, you want some of this?" Tom: "It better not be flat!"
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