The NFL has suspended Saints linebacker Lawrence Wilson - not to be confused with Martez Wilson - one game and fined him two game checks for violating the leagues substance abuse policy.

The story appears to have been broken first by Larry Holder via Twitter:

#Saints‬' Lawrence Wilson has been suspended one game and fined an additional game check for violating leagues substance abuse policy.

All of this begs two questions: who the f*** is Lawrence Wilson and do I really give a s***?

Saints fans have had their plates full with scandal and drama this offseason, so excuse me if I make light of this meaningless suspension. I can only assume Wilson was a longshot to make the final roster this year and this suspension probably seals the deal that he won't.