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Forecast: Savory Simon of Hubigs Pies should coach the Saints while Vitt is suspended

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Four Words: Savory Simon Hubigs Pies. The Saints have decided to go over the top and slightly ridiculous route with a giant Sean Payton billboard in the training facility so why not do the same to begin the year on the sideline? It’s okay to admit the Sean Payton ‘Do your job’ billboard is both frightening in a Big-Brother-is-watching-you sort of way and hilarious in a did-the-Saints-really-make-a-giant-billboard/shrine-of-their-suspended-coach-that-would-make-dictators-in-foreign-countries-proud sort of way. Now I know you’ve heard all the usual suspects of Pete Carmichael, Steve Spagnuolo, or Aaron Kromer. So boring. Let’s try and think outside the box people. Why can’t the Saints have a different guy every week or why does the coach even need to be a person? Why discriminate against inanimate objects or food?