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DA GRIS GRIS MAN'S SPELL ON THE PANTHERS

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DA GRIS GRIS MAN’S SPELL ON THE PANTHERS

Its midnight in the swamp when I’m writing this spell,

Look up at da moon it’s as dark as a well,

No moon for a witness or to show my spell making,

For its on black Panthers dis voodoo I’m creating,

I done built me a fire with planks from a coffin,

Da pot is now boiling and da smell is all rottin,

Den in goes four monkey toes with two ears and a foot,

I stirs it all up and den adds some coffin wood soot,

Down deep in da muck under da tall swamp grass,

I got me a decaying duck and a big bullfrogs ass,

Four dozen alligator eggs one for each point we gonna score,

Now I’ll mix in some hair from Cam’s barber shop floor,

When night is its darkest and a black cloud passes by,

I’ll practice my voodoo by adding a black alley cats eye,

In goes some cracked knuckles and an old broken bell,

So who won’t catch no footballs will be dat cat named LaFell,

Now old Pappa Legba last week we give you a rest,

But now da Gris Gris Man calls on you to show us you best,

And oh Ms Marie we call on the name of Laveau,

Also Ruthie the Duck Lady and ‘ol Louis Satchmo,

Dead or alive I’m callin on all of you souls,

So our Saints will have won when da final bell tolls,

Dis spell is now cast and you Saints just got to play,

So we get one week closer to Super Bowl Sunday.

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL

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VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Any and all spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER: No creatures were cursed and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!




This FanPost was written by a reader and member of Canal Street Chronicles. It does not necessarily reflect the views of CSC and its staff or editors.

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