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Fire Water!!! Caution! The Potional for the Saints v Chiefs game.

Okay, the last two weeks I wimped out on the Potional for the games. This might have something to do with our L’s… I am not going to bring in any negative energy by suggesting what our Boys in Black and Gold might have done better. I am going to focus on bringing our essence into a potional to steal the essence of the Chiefs!

This is NOT a Wimp potional it is Powerful Stuff!

This is designed to knock em sock em so no driving after drinking. Just drink after reading the spell and let the power emerge!

This should be mixed by the Jug. I like to use one of those Gallon Jugs with the little handle like you would expect to see moonshine in or wait… yeah... FIREWATER.

Everyone knows those Chiefs can’t handle their firewater. (And if someone is too sensitive and wants to whine about that in some pantywaist manner and finds this politically incorrect, as far as I can see this is not a political site so keep your politics to yourself)

Some might want to mix this in a pitcher with ice but I prefer to not do it that way because I don’t want to risk the ice melting and watering the potional down but if you don’t have a funnel for your jug, best to use the pitcher.

In your Vessel (pitcher or jug)

Pour in:

4 oz. Everclear (This is the hokum smokum to obliterate the Chiefs)

6 oz. Schnapps, peach

6 oz. Schnapps, strawberry (This is to bring in the red of the Chiefs so we can absorb their power)

4 oz. Southern Comfort (this is because the Saints are in the South)

4 oz. Cointreau

6 oz. Fleur des Lis Vodka

1/2 qt. Orange Juice (this is for our Gold)

1/2 qt. Pineapple Juice (This is for MORE Gold)

Stir it up or if you made it in your jug put the lid on it and shake it up.

Pour over your really tall Saints Gameday drinkin’ glass.

Warning: DO NOT DRIVE AFTER drinking.