I'm hearing rumors about Roger Goodell planning disciplinary action against the New Orleans Saints organization for escalating tensions on the Korean Peninsula. Goodell's usually reliable informants tell him that there has been a bounty placed on the head of one Kim Jung Un that has all the earmarks of a Saints conspiracy.
With "kill the head and the body dies" still swirling in his head, Mr. Goodell is wasting no time in arranging a meeting with his staff and United States Ambassador to South Korea, Mr. Sung Kim, to determine the appropriate levels of punishment called for by the current situation. "We cannot risk the negotiations for an exhibition game in Pyong Yang in 2016 by tolerating the maverick actions of an out-of-control New Orleans staff," said a source who wishes to remain unidentified due to his total lack of verification. "We may have to sweeten the pot for the Supreme Exalted Leader by throwing in another case of Dom Perignon and a couple of Rolexes."
Fortunately, Dennis Rodman has agreed to lead the diplomatic efforts to convince the NPRK Grand Poopah that the currently "ugly situation in the Big Easy" is being brought under control and that his supply of blond haired porn in official diplomatic pouches will not be interrupted.
Or, maybe it's just a rumor after all.