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Socializing the NFC SOWth

Since the NFL currently rewards ineptitude with a better draft order, I think we should seriously consider socializing the assets of the NFC SOWth until we can at least sponsor a team with a winning record, and salvage any any credibility the NFC SOWth might have left. I propose we merge Carolina, New Orleans, Atlanta and Tampa Bay into one multinational conglomerate. Luke Keuchly and a few DB warm bodies alone should position the Saint Buccaneer BirdCat's for a chance at a championship run, and set the stage for the New Football Utopia by illustrating the power of One League Order. Once the other teams in the league see the joys of all four teams in the division getting a Lombardi trophy, we can move toward a unified new era of pro football where there are no losers and we are all winners, and the Super Bowl feels more like the Pro Bowl. We can then mobilize all the owners, referees, coaches and networks to hammer out a champion through diplomacy and negotiations instead of wasting resources on competition, individual achievement, salary inequality, physical injury, and other backward unprogressive loyalties to teams, cities, or players. As Charlie Sheen so eloquently taught us, "winning" is all in how you perceive it.

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