Forget the introduction, let's get to it:
Date |
Name |
Assertion |
Remarks |
Resolution |
Sep 20 2013 |
Trent Richardson on his way to bust status |
Short leash. He'd better show something in camp. |
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Jan 14 2014 Jan 21 2014 |
No way we lose Strief in 2014 except to injury. |
To another team, that is. I'm calling it, he's not going anywhere unless he takes an Olin Kreutz. |
Hans, you know what I'm talking about. Dookie as a metaphor for retirement. Or is that a simile? Help me out here. |
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Jan 21 2014 |
Strief won't be back in 2014 |
Oh he's back, all right. The toilets on Airline Drive were clogged up again during OTA's, |
He's got that giant butt, you know. Amazing. I feel badly for the porcelain thrones. |
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Dec 31 2013 |
Thinks the OL needs shoring up and Grubbs is gassed |
We'll see how the line does in September, if not August. |
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Apr 26 2013 |
Eric Reid will have a better NFL career than Kenny Vaccaro |
Kenny will kill it if he doesn't kill himself on the field first. |
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Apr 25 2013 |
In 3 years the Saints will try to trade Vaccaro for a 3rd rounder and have no takers |
canu is OK with the letter C but the letter V drives him crazy. |
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Oct 26 2013 Jan 12 2014 |
DragonNinjaWarrior |
Jimmy Graham will not be given WR money under the franchise tag. |
"Graham was not paid like a top-five wide receiver, but he wasn't that far off... His deal is very comparable to that of Brandon Marshall's in Chicago." |
All right, they said "under the franchise tag".I suppose I have to concede this one. Jimmy don't care, he got paid. |
Jan 21 2014 |
Does not expect a prolonged Jimmy Graham contract dispute |
Sincerely optimistic but the kid wanted to get paid and I mean really get paid. |
Jimmy's deal got down to the wire even closer than Drew Brees'. |
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Mar 1 2014 |
Jimmy Graham will be a Saint in 2014 |
Well where else did you think he'd go? For 2 first round draft picks? Plus $$$$?? |
But he didn't do that, did he? March 1, MFrs. |
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Mar 1 2014 Mar 2 2014 |
Someone will offer two first round picks for Jimmy Graham under the non-exclusive franchise tag |
That organic growth you boys was chewing last spring done dun sumptin to yo' heads. |
That was never going to happen. Oh sure speculate about it. But don't predict it. |
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Jun 16 2014 |
Jimmy Graham will not be signed until after the arbitrator's decision is announced |
Dan is correct. But Dan failed to foresee the appeal process, which rendered a decision for either side essentially meaningless. |
It's slippery, here on the list. |
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Jun 23 2013 |
RGIII is overrated |
Currently, he's underrated, out of the top 10 in fantasy rankings. |
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Jul 29 2013 |
RG3 won't last another couple of years |
So, Nick Foles has a better shot at starting in 2015 than RG3? |
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Jan 1 2014 |
Drew Brees throws for 5,500+ yards next year (2014) |
This is going to be good. |
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Aug 13 2013 |
Brees'll b gone n 3 years |
2014, '15, '16. So you're saying he's in precipitous decline? Let's be clear, you said it not me. |
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Jan 22 2014 |
jeff |
Victor Butler won't cut it in 2014 |
Oh he's gonna cut it. The mustard, the cheese, what have you. |
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Feb 15 2014 |
Shayne Graham wins the kicker job in preseason and will kick for the Saints in 2014 |
Gossip rags say he's a pussy hound. And getting old. Will he make it past camp? I don't know. |
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Feb 17 2014 |
The Saints will re-sign Jabari Greer in 2014 |
J.R., J.R....my poor sweet Jacque Rene. I will wipe your tears with my shirt tails. |
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Feb 17 2014 |
Jabari Greer won't play in the NFL for ANY team ever again. |
And then Dave makes everybody cry. Hey I'm working here! I'm a healer, man. |
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Feb 19 2014 |
PRob will score points in 2014 |
Here's my man Jon, piping up in his almost quivering voice, willing it to happen. I'm in. |
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Mar 16 2014 |
Corey or PRob will be the starter in 2014 |
Dan's gonna need another operation. Busted gut repair. |
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Jun 5 2014 |
Keenan and PRob will be our starting CB's |
Wow. You guys went to the same Saints revival meeting and saw the snake handlers? |
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Jun 3 2014 |
PRob will never ‘graduate' to a good, starting corner (‘starting' in this case = #1 or #2 CB) |
Never, never, never never never. |
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Mar 28 2014 |
PRob will have a much better season in 2014 |
We represent the Reasonable Guild, the Reasonable Guild, the Reasonable Guild. |
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May 24 2014 |
PRob will be on this team when Ingram is gone |
Not crazy, maybe crazy like a fox, this one Phil here. |
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Jul 10 2014 |
Ingram gone in 2015. |
Boom he said it. |
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May 29 2014 |
Mickey will pick up the option for the 5th year [$5.2M] at the end of the season (IF Ingram performs at a high level). |
Ok, that's crazy. But I like the enthusiasm. |
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May 6 2014 |
Byrd is getting cut after this year no matter what |
Jesus1000, what'd he do, watch a ‘Bama game on a sports bar TV? |
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Feb 28 2014 |
Louis Delmas won't start 16 games in 2014 |
Love the Louie. |
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Mar 19 2014 |
Louis Delmas won't start more than 11 games in 2014 |
Frenchie not all in on loving the Louie, more like "just the tip". |
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Mar 8 2014 |
Louis Delmas will be our safety in 2014 |
‘Dolph's one of those guys who ends up stalking every girl he ever dated. That is intense, man. I like it. |
Louie is in Miami this year, good luck to him. |
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Mar 5 2014 |
WR Odell Beckham will kill it in the return game and on special teams, will contribute more than many 1st round rookies, starter in 2015 |
He might be a starter if they run 3WR sets a lot. Currently Rueben Randle and Trindon Holliday are the K/P returners. |
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Mar 18 2014 |
FB Erik Lorig will get 30 carries this year (0 carries in 4 prior seasons) |
Let's see him get 3 first. |
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Mar 23 2014 |
Russty doubles down: Sproles' role will absolutely be replaced by a drafted or UFA player, not a player currently on the roster |
If that were to happen, it obviously would take an outsider to do it. But why duplicate last year's plays? I doubt that anyone is going to compare anyone to Sproles at all this year. |
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Mar 30 2014 |
Kyle Fuller will be a starter in the NFL maybe by 2015 |
Rotoworld says he'll play a lot. Will he be a factor in Dec against the Saints? |
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Apr 23 2014 |
Steelers are a dumpster fire in 2014, 5-11 tops |
Hans, are you putting honey on your granola again? Use your inside voice, please. |
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May 11 2014 |
Think David Yankey OG Vikings 5th round is the s*** |
RW: Yankey was viewed by some as the top guard prospect in the draft, while others called him undraftable. I'll just say overrated. |
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May 11 2014 |
Passing on Kony Ealy in the second round is going to bite us in the arse. |
He's 3rd on the depth chart and will play on passing downs. We shall see how much Saints arse biting he does. |
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May 11 2014 |
Kony Ealy odds-on favorite to start in 2015 |
Well it's not looking good for 2014. |
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May 10 2014 4:54 pm |
I don't see one starter coming out of this draft. |
He means on the Saints. Just to clarify. |
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May 11 2014 5:58 pm |
I see only three players even making the final roster, Cooks, Jean-Baptiste and Powell. |
Khairi Fortt, Vinnie Sunseri, Ronald Powell and Tavon Rooks, Ajun says you can hit the road. Lindy's likes Sunseri for some reason. |
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May 11 2014 |
Sunseri not making the team |
Lindy's: "Intelligent player...playmaker...plenty of leadership ability.. very coachable." |
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May 12 2014 |
Sunseri won't be here long, at least on the active roster |
"Has injury history and knee problems kept him away from the combine." |
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May 11 2014 |
Wouldn't be surprised if Galette gets cut before the end of his contract year 2015 |
Frenchie, always looking ahead. Already has his New Year's Eve date identified. |
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May 11 2014 |
Brandin Cooks 2014 in line with Tavon Austin 2013: 10.5ish per reception-55/580 and 6 TDs |
Four analysts on Footballguys.com project his yards between 650 and 750. |
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May 12 2014 |
Cooks will have at least 6 TDs this season |
And his TD totals at 4, 5, 5 &6 |
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Jun 23 2014 |
Cooks gets 8 TD's this year |
Take it easy there, Topper. |
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May 20 2014 |
Brandin Cooks should be frontrunner for Offensive Rookie of the Year |
You've got great expectations. |
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Jun 23 2014 |
Brandin Cooks: Rookie of the Year |
Oh hell you're engraving the trophy already. |
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May 17 2014 |
Look for Colston to battle his foot issues and slip from the #1 slot in 2014, to be replaced by either Stills or Cooks or both. |
Colston insists his foot is healed. I hope like hell he's not putting us on. Stuie needs a new pair of fantasy championship shoes. |
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May 26 2014 May 27 2014 |
Stated publicly that Brandin Cooks will have 16+ carries in 2014 |
Footballguys.com: Of the four analysts: 10, 4, 0, 0 Of course THEY're not Saints fans. |
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May 19 2014 |
Nick Toon is gone. |
Daddy kept the NFL genes. |
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Jul 14 2014 |
Toon makes the team. |
Well, most of ‘em. |
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Jun 1 2014 Jun 1 2014 Jun 5 2014 |
Joe Morgan is gone. |
I think Joe may be to frahjeeelie for the NFL. That's Italian. |
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May 19 2014 |
Nick Toon and Joe Morgan are gone. |
The new broom sweeps clean. |
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Jun 21 2014 |
Andy Tanner is gone followed by Joe Morgan |
Crashed from his honey high. |
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Jun 21 2014 |
Morgan is a guy u trade not cut |
"... if yooze can find a trade partner who wants ‘em." |
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Jun 5 2014 |
Saints will go with 4 RBs and 6 WRs |
Uh... does that count special teams on the game day squad? |
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Jun 3 2014 Jul 14 2014 |
Goodwin starts over Lelito |
Really? Seriously? Reminder: You don't have to be smart to play center under Drew BREEEESSS, just block. |
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Jun 21 2014 |
Career year in 2014 for Jay Cutler. |
Ohh yeah you know I'm right |
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Jun 23 2014 |
Ingram will lead the team in rushing yards in 2014 |
I'm a Khiry man myself |
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Jun 23 2014 |
(ok, it's me) |
Khiry will lead the team in rushing yards in 2014 |
Bad ass |
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Jun 23 2014 |
Ingram will lead the Saints in rushing yards, 1,000+ |
J.R. foresees a balanced offensive attack with INGRAMANIA!! in garbage time |
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Jul 9 2014 |
Ingram will have a big year. |
BDDD is in the J.R. camp. Or maybe they share it in a completely heterosexual way. |
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Jul 9 2014 |
It'll be Ingram's year. No question. |
Cc1228 is a resident of this same camp. No girls there so far but that doesn't mean anything. |
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Jun 26 2014 |
Lovie Smith will be an NFL Coach of the Year candidate in 2014 |
Wallace is usually so analytical but this time his projection is soaked in Lana Del Rey-like drugs and alcohol old Hollywood imagery. Let's be real, man. It's 2014. |