Wanted: The Best Fantasy Football Team Name Ever

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My fantasy football team name is outdated and needs to be changed. So I'm crowdsourcing our readers to help come up with the best new team name that will blow all of my friends away and make them weep with jealousy.

I need a new fantasy football team name and I've got nothing, so I'm looking for your help to come up with one.

Last year my fantasy team's name was the "Strong Island Sproletariats." Strong Island being the nickname of Long Island, where I'm originally from, and Sproletariats being a play on the name of Darren Sproles. But with the departure of Sproles to the Eagles this off-season, my team name obviously no longer works.

Every team in our league follows the same naming format with a location followed by nickname. Just to give you some examples of what I'm talking about, other team names are/have been South Park ManBearPigs, London Silly Nannies, and Miami Rice. Get it?

This is where you guys come in. I figure a few thousand heads are better than one. What should my new fantasy football team name be? Please stick to the location/nickname format noted above. I'm usually a fan of funny/satirical names but I'm open to anything. If it's Saints related, that's even better. And something personal would be great.

So let's hear what you've got. Thanks in advance for your help. Aaaaaannnddddd... go!

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