New Orleans Saints Satire

A collection of Canal Street Chronicle's not so serious stories.
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Rob Ryan’s Draft Preview Extravaganza [part I]

Rob Ryan gives Saints fans a peak behind the curtain of the team's 2014 NFL Draft war room and shares which defensive player he'd like to see the Saints select.

Rob Ryan’s Draft Preview Extravaganza [part I]

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Rob Ryan gives Saints fans a peak behind the curtain of the team's 2014 NFL Draft war room and shares which defensive player he'd like to see the Saints select.

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League Investigating Superdome for PED Use

Is there more to the Saints' home dominance and road struggles than we ever realized?

League Investigating Superdome for PED Use

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Is there more to the Saints' home dominance and road struggles than we ever realized?

New Orleans Saints 2013 Rookie Minicamp Recap

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70 drafted and undrafted Saints rookies, first-year and tryout players descended on New Orleans for a weekend of orientation and practice. Here's a look at everything we've learned about the young...

Saints to Interview Gregg Williams for DC

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The most unlikely of candidates is in the running for the Saints defensive coordinator position.

Goodell Set to Suspend for Clinton Concussion

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NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is set to hand out suspensions following news that U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton suffered a concussion earlier today.

Goodell Starts "Bonus" Program

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League calling it a pay-for-officiating program.

Saints Injure Kolb, Under Bounty Investigation...Again

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Goodell announced, "We have evidence to suggest that Sedrick Ellis may have been motivated by a bounty incentive on the play."

Drew Brees Suspended for Bountygate Involvement

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It seems the New Orleans Saints and their fans just can't catch a break this offseason.

Breaking News: Don Henley Hired as NFL CEO

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In a totally random move, Roger Goodell has yet again rocked the football world.

Players Respond to Goodell's Letter

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Players respond to Goodell's letter @ Canal Street Chronicles

Breakthrough in Drew Brees Contract Stalemate Lies in Jimmy John's Sandwich Sales

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Should the Saints front office take a clue from New Orleans City Council?

Sean Payton Employs Movie Magic to Coach Saints in 2012

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Unnamed sources at the theme park claim Payton was seen in the special effects/prosthetic makeup department with 7-time Academy Award® winning makeup artist Rick Baker.

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Saints to use Sean Payton Hologram During 2012 Season

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New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton may be suspended from the NFL for all of the 2012 season, but that won't keep him off the sidelines during game day. At least not a holographic likeness of...

NFL Draft 2012: Goodell Strips Saints of Third Round Pick

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In a surprising last-minute move, the New Orleans Saints have been stripped of their 89th overall third round draft selection in the 2012 NFL Draft.

Saints Hire Shawn Slayton as Interim Head Coach

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Another satirical gem from Canal Street Chronicles.

Saints Sign Arrington, Colston Now Free to Explore Free Agency

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The Saints announced yesterday that they have agreed to a one-year deal worth $540,000 with exclusive rights free agent wide receiver Adrian Arrington.

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