Check out this mock draft - hilarious.
For those who don't know, Emmitt used to work for ESPN, and butchered the English language in a most hysterically funny fashion. Walterfootball.com has mined this for great comedy gold. Walter has collected actual quotes of Emmitt's into anthologies, and does some good Emmitt impersonations. His latest is a 2010 mock draft by Emmitt. Wait til you see who we select...
The mock is broken into two parts. Go here for picks 17-32.