The New Orleans Sinners -- their new TMQ cognomen -- find starting head coach Sean Payton on suspension, to be replaced by backup head coach Joe Vitt, after Vitt's suspension ends. This means the Sinners will kick off the regular season with their third-string head coach wearing the headphones. What if the third-string head coach gets injured? They should keep a practice-squad head coach, just to be sure. New Orleans should bring in street free agent head coaches -- guys who have never coached but will plead, "Give me a whistle and let me show what I can do."
