Canal Street Chronicles, a New Orleans Saints community

"The Saints apparently keep stock on hand. I don't," the trainer told the Daily News on Monday. "I have a pharmacy deliver two or three times a day as needed. Everything is individually wrapped with a player's name on it. I don't keep anything in our safe. I don't keep medications now.

"I get it delivered and hand it out for the people that it is for. Then you don't have these kind of issues. When you have a big bulk of medications is when you have pills missing. That's what we are all trying to avoid."

Sean Payton might be in big trouble. Mickey Loomis could be in even more of it.

March 2009... Payton: "Answer me! Who taught you to do this stuff?" Hartley: "YOU, ALRIGHT?!? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!"

Anybody know whether or not Vicodin can be exchanged for state tax credits? Just asking for a friend is all.

The Vitt's about to hit the fan, that's for sure.