And in the fourth week, the Saints rested. Because that's what bye weeks are for, and because they were fatigued from playing five preseason games.
And in place of a game, the network played some religious programming. Because if they can't show Saints, they will show some facsimile.
The affections of the overwhelming majority of the groupies of Growing Pains were directed at Kirk Cameron first, Alan Thicke second, Jeremy Miller third and Leonardo DiCaprio fourth. It is an odd thing, this ever-evolving human condition.