Ask The Falcoholic!

Hey guys, just wanted to come over and answer any questions you might have as I sit here in my own filth, hollow-eyed and shattered by what I've seen on the field.

I mean, hey, you guys have an 8-2 record! That's pretty awesome. It's like the mirror image of the Falcons' 2-8 record. That certainly doesn't make me shake uncontrollably or anything. I'm just gonna put on some music to set the mood here.

So, you know, ask away! I'm fine! I'm fine.

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