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Here's how the Saints-Seahawks Monday Night Football game unfolded last night through the eyes of the Who Dat Nation Twittersphere.
The game hasn't even started and "the 12th man" already makes me want to puke.
— Andrew Juge (@AndrewJuge) December 3, 2013
Brees loosening up the ole groin.
— Sean Hatin (@JuanScroates) December 3, 2013
Saints being greeted by a sign that says "Saints Can't Play In Cold Weather." Guess we are about to find out.
— Terrance Harris (@TerranceHarris) December 3, 2013
Hawthorne and Herring both captains tonight. Both played for Seattle earlier in their careers.
— WWL-TV Sports (@wwltvsports) December 3, 2013
Saints lose the toss. Seahawks defer. Saints will receive.
— Larry Holder (@LarryHolder) December 3, 2013
Coin toss tweets are my signal to turn the TV on.
— Matthew (@GeauxDucks) December 3, 2013
I bet Brees relished the pre-game handshakes: he got to look down at the opposing QB.
— Who Dat Report (@whodat9000) December 3, 2013
Payton texted Farve about stadium noise and got a dick pic back
— Patrick (@saltedfish13) December 3, 2013
Saints are using big signs on the sideline to signal in their plays in an effort to counter the crowd noise. http://t.co/JTFpwVVNfR
— Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_) December 3, 2013
Golden Tate is the next Steve Smith of assholes.
— skooks (@skooks) December 3, 2013
Kenny Vaccaro forced fumble. Lynch gets the ball back, but holds Seattle to a field goal to go up 3-0.
— Larry Holder (@LarryHolder) December 3, 2013
First ESPN camera shot of Rob Ryan inspired a huge round of cheers from the Saints fans in the bar I'm watching at.
— Brett (@thecajunboy) December 3, 2013
Saints just substituted five guys on offense. THey're a damn hockey team. #MNF
— Vincent Verhei (@FO_VVerhei) December 3, 2013
This has not been a good 1Q. Brees intercepted and returns it 22 yards for TD. Saints behind by two scores early.
— WWL-TV Sports (@wwltvsports) December 3, 2013
Well that wasn't good.
— Scott Walker (@ScottWalker6) December 3, 2013
Well that was fun.
— skooks (@skooks) December 3, 2013
Well that was unfortunate...
— Pat White (@PatWhiteSports) December 3, 2013
Press box shook on that one.
— WWL-TV Sports (@wwltvsports) December 3, 2013
It's not that loud in Seattle because I can still hear Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico. Seahawks fans, help us out here. Please.
— Skip Bayless (@FunSkipBayless) December 3, 2013
Someone tranquilize Zach Strief and drag him off the field. Replace him with a cardboard cut out of Willie Roaf.
— Cory Gunkel (@CoryGunkel) December 3, 2013
Not to be rude, but if you think the Seahawks unis look nice, what the hell do you wear when you leave the house?
— Kevin Allman (@NOLAKevin) December 3, 2013
The Saints making no plays, Seattle making all the plays. Analysis.
— Ralph Malbrough (@SaintsForecast) December 3, 2013
Humber gives Zach Miller too much cushion at the goal line and the Seahawks are about to go up 17-0 with 1:55 to go in 1Q
— WWL-TV Sports (@wwltvsports) December 3, 2013
Someone might want to defend Zach Miller. This one is about to get out of hand.
— Larry Holder (@LarryHolder) December 3, 2013
The bad news? It's only the first quarter. The good news? It's only the first quarter.
— Canal St. Chronicles (@SaintsCSC) December 3, 2013
The first quarter mercifully ends for the Saints.
— Katherine Terrell (@Kat_Terrell) December 3, 2013
And there's Jimmy Graham on a slant route down the field. #Saints now on #Seahawks 12-yard line.
— Mike Triplett (@MikeTriplett) December 3, 2013
Saints with clock management issues. I blame Les Miles
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) December 3, 2013
SEA personal foul in end zone (Richard Sherman), ball to 6, first-and-goal.
— John DeShazier (@JohnDeShazier) December 3, 2013
— skooks (@skooks) December 3, 2013
I bet Sherman's mom doesn't even love him
— Ryan Berger (@BoatRich) December 3, 2013
thanks Sherman for the dumb penalty...time to get some points Saints
— Steve Geller (@SteveGellerWWL) December 3, 2013
Richard Sherman got dragon breath pic.twitter.com/Nx2MtUCrvg
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) December 3, 2013
Welp. Saints have life. Jimmy Graham TD reception and dunk quiets the crowd. Seahawks 17, Saints 7.
— Larry Holder (@LarryHolder) December 3, 2013
#LegionOfDunk the ball over the goalpost
— skooks (@skooks) December 3, 2013
Whatever wardrobe or beverage adjustment you guys made seem to be working. Nice job.
— skooks (@skooks) December 3, 2013
Saints converted 4 of 4 third downs on that TD drive. http://t.co/ZJJV1N14Jn
— Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_) December 3, 2013
Saints are not going to lose in a stadium full of computer executives, coffee bunglers and damp hipsters.
— GulfSails (@GulfSails) December 3, 2013
#Seahawks ultimately have to settle for a chip-shot FG. Letting #Saints hang around here. Lead 20-7 with 3:41 left in 1st half.
— Mike Triplett (@MikeTriplett) December 3, 2013
Considering how miserable that drive was, holding them to a FG is a borderline miracle. Let's see if the offense can finish half w/ points
— Saints Nation Blog (@SaintsNationBlg) December 3, 2013
New plan. Let's stop including Josh Hill in our 3rd down plays. Sound good?
— Ryan Chauvin (@Sporthappens) December 3, 2013
Who is this josh hill guy and why does he get targeted on 3rd downs i wonder? #graham #colston #sproles #moore #thomas
— Scott Shanle (@scottshanle) December 3, 2013
Congratulations on being really loud, Seattle. Your reward is tinnitus.
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) December 3, 2013
putting a deicbel meter in a football stadiums like putting a breathlyzer in rob ryans van your just encouraging them
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) December 3, 2013
I'm temporarily stepping off the Galette bandwagon. I'll probably return next week. But for now I'm just going to glare at him.
— Ryan Chauvin (@Sporthappens) December 3, 2013
The Saints are not good on the road. Deal with it.
— Sean Hatin (@JuanScroates) December 3, 2013
The Saints defense took the night off.
— Larry Holder (@LarryHolder) December 3, 2013
Seattle did not punt in the first half. First four drives: FG; TD; FG; TD. http://t.co/Li7eNwcMEL
— Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_) December 3, 2013
Annnnnnd I just threw up in the bar bathroom. #fucktheflu
— Held Over (@hakimdropsball) December 3, 2013
How were those designer earplugs holding up?
— New Orleans Saints (@saintsnola) December 3, 2013
Will forever remember this as the "designer earplugs" game.
— Reid (@ReidG75) December 3, 2013
One step forward two penalties back #saints
— Mike Nabors (@MikeNabors) December 3, 2013
Charles Brown? Illegal use of hands? There's a terrible Peanuts joke in here.
— The Falcoholic (@TheFalcoholic) December 3, 2013
@jerrybrannon Is this an option?
— Ryan Chauvin (@Sporthappens) December 3, 2013
When you absolutely know it's not your night: A tipped pass by the TE caught by a WR who was out of bounds but restablished inbound for TD
— WWL-TV Sports (@wwltvsports) December 3, 2013
Just give it to them
— Thanks be to Todd (@TheToddNewberg) December 3, 2013
Incomplete pass, but a late hit on Brees will give the Saints a first down
— WWL Radio (@WWLAMFM) December 3, 2013
There's Brees being short again.
— skooks (@skooks) December 3, 2013
That's not gonna help the Brees is soft thing
— Sean Hatin (@JuanScroates) December 3, 2013
Impressive streak here. Unfortunately for Brees it's coming to screeching halt tonight. #NOvsSEA pic.twitter.com/giQS8EykJP
— bill hofheimer (@bhofheimer_espn) December 3, 2013
RIP Zach Strief's knee
— Jerry Brannon (@jerrybrannon) December 3, 2013
Oh good another injury nobody can afford
— skooks (@skooks) December 3, 2013
Jimmy just ran backwards to hit a guy
— ok awesome (@ok__awesome) December 3, 2013
Did Jimmy Graham just intentionally back into that defender and use him like a human shield?
— Jerry Brannon (@jerrybrannon) December 3, 2013
WAIT?! WE'RE ALLOWED TO SACK WILSON? WELL THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!
— Ryan Chauvin (@Sporthappens) December 3, 2013
The Seahawks had only 10 men on the field on that last fourth down play and still managed to stop the Saints.
— Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_) December 3, 2013
I'm done watching #tvoff
— Connor Payton (@ctpayton19) December 3, 2013
The score makes it seem closer than it really is #saints
— Brett Anderson (@BrettEats) December 3, 2013
Luke McCown is warming up on the Saints sideline.
— Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_) December 3, 2013
Somebody need to slap Malcolm Jenkins with a Bow tie. Lol Dude got abused in coverage all game.
— LL Cool Jay Gizzle (@jay_gizzle) December 3, 2013
You can look now. It's over.
— Angry Who Dat (@angrywhodat) December 3, 2013
The Saints' 188 yards of total offense is a low in the Sean Payton-Drew Brees era.
— Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_) December 3, 2013
Please, somebody ask Payton a dumb question in the presser. Need a good laugh.
— Reid (@ReidG75) December 3, 2013
And just like that its #PanthersHateWeek
— #whodat (@WhoDatGod) December 3, 2013
Night got worse for the @Saints. Source inside locker room just told me team plane may be broke down, and having trouble finding hotel.
— Amber Theoharis (@AmberTheoharis) December 3, 2013
This night couldn't get any worse
— rafael bush (@rbush36) December 3, 2013
