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NFL Mock Draft 2013: Detroit Lions Select Dion Jordan

With the fifth overall pick in the 2013 Canal Street Chronicles community mock draft, the Detroit Lions (represented by ShadowFlash) select...

Tom Pennington

Dion Jordan, DE, Oregon

Dion Jordan

#96 / Defensive- End / Oregon Ducks




"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." -Muhammad Ali

"NIIIIIIIICE." -Jim Schwartz

Now Muhammad Ali probably had the catchier and more eloquent quote, but regardless Jim Schwartz is equally correct in his assessment of Dion Jordan. And I suppose that makes Ali clairvoyant. Or something along those lines.

Dion Jordan does float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. The quote epitomizes his style of play very well. It is well documented by this point that he is an athletic freak who can rush the passer effectively in any scheme while being able to drop back into coverage. To face a 4-3 DE who can effectively cover in the middle of the field can will drive quarterbacks crazy. Jim Schwartz must be drooling harder than Andy Reid at a buffet at the prospect of being able to pair Jordan with noted player-stomper/interior beast Ndamukong Suh.

Jordan's strengths, weaknesses and combine statistics are all well documented by this point so there is no need to keep rehashing that. Plus, his weakness against the run may be a tad overstated because Jordan can run down ball carriers and seal the edges well; he will just struggle to take them on straight up. But it is a weakness that can be developed and worked on.

The fact is - the Lions have a glaring hole at a defensive end spot, and Jordan fits. This pick was difficult because the two ideal targets - Dee Milliner and Eric Fisher were off the board. Those two would have filled a need and been the best player available. But at this point, the best players available (in my opinion) were a pair of defensive tackles, Star Lotulei and Shariff Floyd. With Donkey Kong and Nick Fairley set at DT, those two would have been utterly redundant. So Schwartz finds them the new Neon Dion to join in on the quarterback hunting.

And if you don't think Jordan is the best pick here, Kevin Prince passionately begs to differ:

And if Prince's testimony doesn't flow for you, then allow a leaked transcript of a portion from one of Jordan's combine interviews to do the trick:

...yes I do like mac and cheese. No I do not like broccoli. Tuna is acceptable. Do I take long walks on the beach? Only sometimes. Blue X 72 Wing Trips Y Z 7 Spider. Mhm. Mhm. Liam Neeson. I hear that Roger Goodell guy's a total...

Alas, that's where the transcript cuts off. Maybe the good folks at CSC could finish that sentence? As well, let's hear your thoughts on Dion Jordan to the Lions below!

Thanks to all the CSC members who participated in this year's community mock draft. Without your help, none of this would be possible.

Below are the complete results from our community mock draft.

Catch up with all of the mock draft selections in our 2013 CSC Community Draft Section.

Pick Team Selection Team Representative Approval Rating
1 Kansas City Chiefs OT Luke Joeckel - Texas A&M
Hans Petersen 77%
2 Jacksonville Jaguars QB Geno Smith - West Virginia
Dragon Ninja Warrior 48%
3 Oakland Raiders CB Dee Milliner - Alabama
Ralph Malbrough 42%
4 Philadelphia Eagles OT Eric Fisher - Central Mich.
Aburton531 78%
5 Detroit Lions DE Dion Jordan - Oregon