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Good news, Saints fans! It looks like the Falcons have got themselves a brand new cornerback to help defend against Drew Brees and the Saints' potent passing attack.
Why is that good news? Because it looks like he's the worst cornerback in NFL history.
He goes only by the name Squeeeeeeeeeeeeps. Let's take a look at some of his highlights...
If only this weren't a joke and Squeeeeeeeps really was on the field during the Saints vs. Falcons Week 1 matchup this past season, the Saints might have actually won and 2014 might have gone a bit differently.
Ah, who am I kidding? Drew would have thrown him a pick six...