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Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia
So, Dave ordered me and huge Dolphin fan wife to select for the Miami Dolphins in the mock draft. I asked her who the Dolphins should pick and her answer was "Can they draft a coach because Joe Philbin is just so very $##@^ BLAND. He's like plain toast. Fine in certain situations but not exciting in any way. Can we pick Jon Gruden? Or maybe a freaking quarterback? I hate Tannehill so much. I know you like him but he's mediocre."
Oh how I wish Jon Gruden could coach the Dolphins. I wonder how Chucky feels about it...
"You know who would be a great coach for the Dolphins? THIS GUY! I call him THE BOOTH MASTER. He's been telecasting football on EE ESSH PEE ENNNN for years. HE. IS. READY. TO RETURN. "
Alas, teams can not draft coaches. So since Dave made me do this I want the Dolphins to pick the player who gives me the most entertainment. And what gives me the most entertainment is my lovely wife losing her mind because the Dolphins did something very questionable.
Drafting a running back in the first round? Oh that's probably a bad idea.
Drafting a running back coming off major knee surgery who potentially only has one good leg? That's borderline insane.
The moment Todd Gurley's name comes off Roger Goodell's lips and my wife finds out Gurley's knee was cut up like deli meat I expect the angry rant to commence. First just for me then on Twitter. It will be fantastic to watch and terrible for the Dolphins. Side note follow my lovely wife on the Twitters here for all your Dolphins, Rockets, Astros and wedding planning needs.
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Thanks to all the CSC members who participated in this year's community mock draft. Without your help, none of this would be possible.
Below are the complete results from our community mock draft.
Catch up with all of the mock draft selections in our 2015 CSC Community Mock Draft Hub.
Pick | Team | Selection | Team Representative | Approval Rating |
1 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
QB Jameis Winston - Florida State |
Hans Petersen | 82% |
2 | Tennessee Titans | DE Leonard Williams - USC | Tee Word | 85% |
3 | Jacksonville Jaguars | DE Dante Fowler - Florida | Khannar | 80% |
4 | Oakland Raiders | WR Amari Cooper - Alabama | arcuate | 73% |
5 | Washington Redskins | DE Randy Gregory - Nebraska | Lostastic | 29% |
6 | NY Jets | OLB Vic Beasley - Clemson | BlackandGold4ever | 52% |
7 | Chicago Bears | LB Shane Ray - Missouri | saintmanumit | 28% |
8 | Atlanta Falcons | DE Bud Dupree - Kentucky | Dave Choate | 46% |
9 | NY Giants | NT Danny Shelton - Washington | GoFastTurnLeftMaybeRight | 60% |
10 | St. Louis Rams | OT Andrus Peat - Stanford | Kevin Sean Held | 46% |
11 | Minnesota Vikings | WR Kevin White - West Virginia | gulf shores | 60% |
12 | Cleveland Browns | QB Marcus Mariota - Oregon | ryan_la_sports07 | |
13 | New Orleans Saints | CB Trae Waynes - Michigan State | Dave Cariello | |
14 | Miami Dolphins | RB Todd Gurley - Georgia | Ralph Malbrough | |
15 | San Francisco 49ers | The Irish Assassin | ||
16 | Houston Texans | quickdrawdoc | ||
17 | San Diego Chargers | LeedsSaint | ||
18 | Kansas City Chiefs | jmcmillan_93 | ||
19 | Cleveland Browns | ryan_la_sports07 | ||
20 | Philadelphia Eagles | Matt Mosley | ||
21 | Cincinnati Bengals | coldpizza | ||
22 | Pittsburgh Steelers | whodatgermany | ||
23 | Detroit Lions | Khannar | ||
24 | Arizona Cardinals | saintmanumit | ||
25 | Carolina Panthers | Jake White | ||
26 | Baltimore Ravens | quickdrawdoc | ||
27 | Dallas Cowboys | arcuate | ||
28 | Denver Broncos | Ryne Hancock | ||
29 | Indianapolis Colts | Alex Lyles | ||
30 | Green Bay Packers | Matt Mosley | ||
31 | New Orleans Saints | Dave Cariello | ||
32 | New England Patriots | Whit Prottsman |