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The 2016 NFL Draft started just as everyone expected, with the one-two punch of Goff and Wentz followed by a kick of Joey Bosa. Well, that's only half true. The draft officially started when video of Laremy Tunsil allegedly smoking weed was tweeted from his own account literally 10 minutes before the Rams were on the clock. Drama!
There were five trades, despite what Mickey Loomis thought would happen. Miles Jack fell allllllll the way out of the first round completely. A crapload of dudes from Ohio State were picked. The Niners reached big time for Joshua Garnett. The Broncos traded to get their boy Paxton Lynch. Corey Coleman ended up being the first receiver taken. Exciting stuff all around.
But here's the entire first round results in handy-dandy table form.
| Overall | Round Pick | Team | Player | Pos | School | Notes |
| 1 | 1 | Los Angeles Rams | Jared Goff | QB | California | From TEN |
| 2 | 2 | Philadelphia Eagles | Carson Wentz | QB | North Dakota St. | From CLE |
| 3 | 3 | San Diego Chargers | Joey Bosa | DE | Ohio St. | |
| 4 | 4 | Dallas Cowboys | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | Ohio St. | |
| 5 | 5 | Jacksonville Jaguars | Jalen Ramsey | DB | Florida St. | |
| 6 | 6 | Baltimore Ravens | Ronnie Stanley | OT | Notre Dame | |
| 7 | 7 | San Francisco 49ers | DeForest Buckner | DE | Oregon | |
| 8 | 8 | Tennessee Titans | Jack Conklin | OT | Michigan St. | From CLE via PHI |
| 9 | 9 | Chicago Bears | Leonard Floyd | OLB | Georgia | From TB |
| 10 | 10 | New York Giants | Eli Apple | CB | Ohio St. | |
| 11 | 11 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Vernon Hargreaves III | DB | Florida | From CHI |
| 12 | 12 | New Orleans Saints | Sheldon Rankins | DT | Louisville | |
| 13 | 13 | Miami Dolphins | Laremy Tunsil | OT | Ole Miss | From PHI |
| 14 | 14 | Oakland Raiders | Karl Joseph | S | West Virginia | |
| 15 | 15 | Cleveland Browns | Corey Coleman | WR | Baylor | From TEN via LA |
| 16 | 16 | Detroit Lions | Taylor Decker | OT | Ohio St. | |
| 17 | 17 | Atlanta Falcons | Keanu Neal | S | Florida | |
| 18 | 18 | Indianapolis Colts | Ryan Kelly | C | Alabama | |
| 19 | 19 | Buffalo Bills | Shaq Lawson | DE | Clemson | |
| 20 | 20 | New York Jets | Darron Lee | LB | Ohio St. | |
| 21 | 21 | Houston Texans | Will Fuller | WR | Notre Dame | From WAS |
| 22 | 22 | Washington Redskins | Josh Doctson | WR | TCU | From HOU |
| 23 | 23 | Minnesota Vikings | Laquan Treadwell | WR | Ole Miss | |
| 24 | 24 | Cincinnati Bengals | William Jackson III | CB | Houston | |
| 25 | 25 | Pittsburgh Steelers | Artie Burns | CB | Miami | |
| 26 | 26 | Denver Broncos | Paxton Lynch | QB | Memphis | From SEA |
| 27 | 27 | Green Bay Packers | Kenny Clark | DT | UCLA | |
| 28 | 28 | San Francisco 49ers | Joshua Garnett | G | Standord | From KC |
| -- | -- | New England Patriots | FORFEIT | FORFEIT | FORFEIT | FORFEIT |
| 29 | 29 | Arizona Cardinals | Robert Nkemdiche | DT | Ole Miss | |
| 30 | 30 | Carolina Panthers | Vernon Butler | DT | Louisiana Tech | |
| 31 | 31 | Seattle Seahawks | Germain Ifedi | OT | Texas A&M | From DEN |