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[UPDATED] Cheathawks vs Cowgirls: The Ultimate Scenario

So, I was talking to a Cowgirls fan who just happens to be a friend of mine, and I was congratulating him on Girls' win this coming weekend... because Jerry's refs are working the game.

He made some snide comment about the "Aints" and "13 - 10".

I again congratulated him on his Girls winning their Superbowl, since they won't be going to the real one.

Then I was trying to explain to him what Holding was and why the Girls needed to be called for it more often.

Needless to say, he didn't get it.

So, I stopped arguing with him and said: "Let's see how the playoffs go." And that was that.

But I kept thinking about the conversation and thought about this...

What would be the best and most beautiful way for him to learn was holding was?

Then it hit me!

I would LOVE for the Girls to get BLOWN OUT this weekend by the Cheathawks, but not just blown out.

I hope there are a dozen or so egregious holding penalties (offense and especially defense) that go uncalled on the Cheathawks. (Nothing new. I know.)

But then, I hope Troy and Michael, and maybe a national media outlet, get all up in arms about the poor officiating...

"Worst officiating I've ever seen!"

"How could the NFL let this happen?"

"These refs should be fired or fined for blatantly helping a team (that's not the Cowgirls) win!"

Then... I think... Just maybe... Cowgirls fans would finally see what their team (and their refs) have been doing all season long.

UPDATE: I just learned an amazing fact.

When I said in the comments, that the Cowgirls were running the Cheathawks playbook VERBATIM... I didn't realize how 100% right I was.

So, I was just watching NFLN and they were talking about who's getting interviewed for head coaching positions. And, the name Kris Richard came up.

Kris is currently the Defensive backs coach for the Dallas Cowgirls. But...

Before he was teaching the Girls how to hold and not get caught, HE WAS TEACHING THE CHEATHAWKS HOW TO DO IT!!

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