Christmas is right around the corner, and that means it’s time for some last minute holiday shopping. We all do it, and honestly there’s no shame in it! Thanks to the power of the internet a stranger can deliver your goodies right to your door while you peruse the forums with all your friends.
So, what should you get the Saints fan who has the jerseys? The t-shirts? A mini helmet signed by Andy Tanner?
MORE! That’s what you get them, and you can start with this Saints performance hoodie. It’ll keep you warm on those nights you’re thinking about having a slice of coldpizza.
Ok, so maybe the hoodie isn’t your style. I get it, you want to get that special someone something unique while also not spending an arm and a leg. Maybe you only care about then inside of a $30.00 budget. I’m not judging you. Just because the entire Who Dat Nation is family doesn’t mean you should cash in your 401k early. (I’m a millennial, I don’t even know what that is...)
If that sounds like you then try out this Sports Vault 5 Piece Saints Knife set (make sure to select the rush shipping!) They’re made of stainless steel and officially licensed. No one wants to cut steak with knock-off knives.
I know what you’re thinking. Shoes. How could I be so stupid. How can you be repping your team from your head to your feet if you’re wearing the same New Balance you were wearing to grill those hamburgers you put only mayonnaise on?
You can’t, which is why you and your friends all need to rock the fleur-de-lis at the root of the tree. Check out these stylin’ Ladies Glitter Low Top Canvas sneakers or get comfortable with these Men’s Legacy Sport Slides.
The glitter saints shoes may or may not be under the tree for my wife this Christmas. Ah, who am I getting, they’re under there. She never makes it this far into my articles anyway.
If you’re quick, the www.NFL.com shop is having a sale with guaranteed delivery by Christmas Eve if you get your order in by the end of the day (20th). Use code Football25. Bought something that comes late? They’ll give it to you for free!
Assuming everyone out there is a thrifty shopper you’re going to be heading straight to the clearance section first where you’ll find T-Shirts at now normal prices as well as some former Saints jerseys on sale like Delvin Breaux and Willie Snead.
Sadly, there are no BewareOfDog signs. Really needed one of those for the yard too. Ah well that’s what I get for trying to shop for myself when we’re supposed to be getting last minute Christmas gifts for fellow Who Dats. Surely I’m not the only one who does that.
Also, on a random note, why even bother putting iPhone 5 and Samsung 4 cases in your clearance section NFL.com? Do those phones even still exist? Were they in black and white?
Last but not least you’ve gotten get that die hard Who Dat the latest division championship shirt, The South Is Not Enough. If your friend lives in Atlanta, but two, so that they can then give to a friend while simultaneously reminding the locals who the best team in the division is as they’re weeping over their losing season for the second year in a row. Sucks to suck.
Whatever you end up getting your friends and loved ones for Christmas I hope it’s a blessed one followed by a deep Saints playoff run and Super Bowl victory.
One last thing, what ever happened to those little collectible spoons my grandparents used to have hanging at the entrance to the kitchen? Would be cool to have all the NFL teams as spoons.