BREAKING: Saints sold to Mark Cuban with move to San Antonio likely

This one hurts, guys. There’s no other way to say it.

Others are reporting the “mystery buyer” is none other than billionaire Shark Tank investor - and avid sports fan - Mark Cuban. No word yet if the franchise will be renamed with a move to Texas (San Antonio?) announced already for the start of the 2020 season.

There are still a lot of questions left to be answered:

• Is the sale confirmed?
• Is the move guaranteed?
• Will this present a distraction for the team in 2019?
• Will the team will be called the “Saints” moving forward?
• Is a sale of the Pelicans next?
• What sparked the decision?
• Will will this mean for the city of New Orleans?

and most importantly:

• Why do you keep reading articles that come out on April Fool’s Day?