New Orleans Saints Satire
A collection of Canal Street Chronicle's not so serious stories.
Despite any involvement with the Patriots organization whatsoever, Saints head coach Sean Payton and quarterback Drew Brees have both been suspended four games by the NFL as punishment for the DeflateGate controversy.
Apparently, the fact that Ben Stiller directed Zoolander was his primary reason for having the titular role. Zoolander 2 director Justin Theroux's first move was to recast the originator of the infamous "Blue Steel" face with Sean Payton.
After a disappointing 2014 campaign, the Saints' players and coaches seem to have stirred themselves into a state of deliriousness and believe that they play Arizona next week. Once they were told that their season was over, confusion followed.
Goodell announced, "We have evidence to suggest that Sedrick Ellis may have been motivated by a bounty incentive on the play."
Should the Saints front office take a clue from New Orleans City Council?
Unnamed sources at the theme park claim Payton was seen in the special effects/prosthetic makeup department with 7-time Academy Award® winning makeup artist Rick Baker.
New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton may be suspended from the NFL for all of the 2012 season, but that won't keep him off the sidelines during game day. At least not a holographic likeness of him.
In a surprising last-minute move, the New Orleans Saints have been stripped of their 89th overall third round draft selection in the 2012 NFL Draft.
The Saints announced yesterday that they have agreed to a one-year deal worth $540,000 with exclusive rights free agent wide receiver Adrian Arrington.
Reggie Bush Can't Find Remote, Obviously Not Dedicated to Football
Saints Fire Sean Payton, Drew Brees to Take Over as Head Coach
With the CBA deadline fast approaching, the players have brought in the big guns and taken negotiations to another level.